Return of the GDR Stasi: You And The NSA. Congrats!

Archie’s birthday is next Friday. John, bring the soda pop. Nancy, don’t forget to place theĀ  personalized cake on order. Any decorating volunteers? Um, ok Tracy. It’s yours. And Timothy, you’ve got to keep Archie away until around 7pm. Watch for a text from me. I’ll let you know when things are clear to bring… Continue reading Return of the GDR Stasi: You And The NSA. Congrats!

Passing Gas Inspired by The Planets

With the exception of an old man sitting less than one seat away – he mischievously sat next to us – and his active geyser of sulfur spewing anus, the concert was simply grand. All throughout and up until intermission, the symphony of gasses crashed and burst in the third tier seating enough to awaken… Continue reading Passing Gas Inspired by The Planets