Archie’s birthday is next Friday. John, bring the soda pop. Nancy, don’t forget to place the personalized cake on order. Any decorating volunteers? Um, ok Tracy. It’s yours. And Timothy, you’ve got to keep Archie away until around 7pm. Watch for a text from me. I’ll let you know when things are clear to bring… Continue reading Return of the GDR Stasi: You And The NSA. Congrats!
With the exception of an old man sitting less than one seat away – he mischievously sat next to us – and his active geyser of sulfur spewing anus, the concert was simply grand. All throughout and up until intermission, the symphony of gasses crashed and burst in the third tier seating enough to awaken… Continue reading Passing Gas Inspired by The Planets
Sunday 21 June 2014 Update: Martine, unsure but convinced and committed, remains with Xavier in New York. With her two children. And just like that Martine becomes Xavier’s ex-wife; the ex-wife that moved to New York with his son and daughter to live with her boyfriend. While we aren’t given the opportunity to know Martine’s… Continue reading Love Like a Chinese Puzzle